When a man performs oral sex on a woman with no expectation of reciprocation or intercourse. Opposite of laced up. Also used as buckle up and buckle her/me up.
by SGS000001 April 11, 2006
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
When people (mostly females) have gained enough weight or gotten old enough that the size of their lower abdomen causes their belt buckles to point upward towards the sky instead of out as it normally would on a slim person. Women sometimes carry their extra body mass in the form of a "pocket" or "bubble" and their pants cover this "pod." Since women wear their pants higher than men due to their body structure, their belts sit atop of this globule and cause the bult buckle to point upward.
Things are very bad when this sac is bigger than a woman's breasts.
Things are very, very bad when you cannot even see whether a woman is experiencing Buckle Up due to their belt buckle being sandwiched under their huge breasts and above their balloned abdomen.
CAUTION: Buckling Up can cause blindness! There is record of people losing their eyesight due to the sun's rays reflecting off of a belt buckle and shining into someone's eyes.
Things are very bad when this sac is bigger than a woman's breasts.
Things are very, very bad when you cannot even see whether a woman is experiencing Buckle Up due to their belt buckle being sandwiched under their huge breasts and above their balloned abdomen.
CAUTION: Buckling Up can cause blindness! There is record of people losing their eyesight due to the sun's rays reflecting off of a belt buckle and shining into someone's eyes.
by Simon Jethro April 20, 2006
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
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