Brad Simpson

EPITOME OF PERFECTION.
FOR SHORT:
P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N.

Girl 1: OH MY GOSH! HE IS SO PERFECT!
Girl 2: Yeah! I bet it's Brad Simpson!

by BradSimpsonsWife March 31, 2017

daddy brad

Our daddy and a sexy cunt. Runs the red sparrows but that doesn't matter he's just a sexy bastard

I want daddy brad to finger my bum

by Ooh wah ah ah ah October 6, 2020

Braudulent

Purposefully misrepresenting ones: motives, feelings, desires, shallowness, friendship, intelligence, wealth, interests, or blood alcohol content, for the purpose of manipulation, or just to fuck with you. This is a characteristic of most women, but can easily be attributed to a man as well.

When a broad is a fraud, she's being Braudulent.

Adj.

Guy A "Hey, I heard you dumped your girlfriend?!"
Guy B "Yeah, she lied about being pregnant so I'd give her abortion money."
Guy A "Wow, what a braudulent bitch!"

by The Salt Miner August 29, 2012

brad toth

The ThiCCcest band director in the all of Texas

Brad toth is so ThiCCCCCCCCc

by that one bean September 5, 2018

Brad Pitt

The ultimate idea of male self-realization is realizing how far in fact he is from being Brad Pitt himself.

Guy One: "I'm pretty damn close to being Brad Pitt."

Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."

by Treznr April 26, 2009

Brad-fuck

When a "bro" backs out on a promise, leaving one alone on a trip to a strip club, another country, lunch, bar, etc.

I drove 68 miles to meet Brad at the strip club only to discover he had canceled. I had been Brad-fucked again.

by ayejayayejay April 20, 2010

Brad Robinson

Verb/noun. - To hit a pedestrian while driving under the influence, flee the scene, then switch drivers in a nearby parking lot.

Stemming from the New Year’s 2008 incident involving Missouri State Rep Brad Robinson

Did you see that? That Ford Explorer just Brad Robinson'd the old lady in the cross walk!

by BlackjackII January 28, 2008