boffing

having sex, screwing

From Tom Clancy's "The Sum of all Fears:" "Honey, I can't tell the President I was late for work because I was boffing my wife across the street."

by El Pyro June 12, 2005

BOOFING

Acronym: Belligerently Offering Only Falsehoods and Incoherent Nodding Gestures.

"I was BOOFING during the entire Judiciary Committee Hearing and passed!"

by Profane Comment September 30, 2018

Bollinger

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."

With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.

by El Oaxuco October 10, 2007

bollingering

From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.

The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.

by mizkitteh June 2, 2009

Bowlfinger

The end of a finger that's covered with ash from a marjiana bowl.

Mixing a bowl of weed with your finger will give you bowlfinger.

by Ponziness December 12, 2013

Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020

Bolingbrook

Full of underage drivers that are on their phones and is the home to many car crashes along with criminals that are super retarded and have no use for living

I GOT RUN OVER IN BOLINGBROOK!!!!!!!! WHY!??!?!?

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021