bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.

by scoges July 17, 2009

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Benchinator

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

by s_k123 May 14, 2015

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Benchmarked

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.

Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."

"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"

by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009

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drink bleach

1.commonly used used when someone pisses you off or you just don't like them at all

2. harsh way of saying kill yourself

Jeff: just drink bleach

by so dank December 6, 2016

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Bleached

When a black (African) woman has sex with a white (Caucasian) man, she is said to be bleached. Also refers to a black woman that regularly endeavours in sexual intercourse with white men.

Person: "Jasmine is such a gold digger, she is always going with white guys."
Other person: "She ain't a gold digger, she's after all white men, she's just bleached."

by knikknax March 31, 2017

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