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big ol’ birthday fart

The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.
Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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birthday

by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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You're not invited to my birthday party

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
by wolfiebean January 8, 2019
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birthday whore

Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.
Christine's a birthday whore...she's having her birthday all November long.
by hotbaby514 June 10, 2012
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Birthday

I wouldn't be here if I never had a birthday.
by Wannashare April 25, 2016
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birthday suit

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body; nude
I got really drunk and ran around in my birthday suit!
by D. Willy April 24, 2003
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Birthday

In technical terms, the day and month that you entered this world, by exiting your mothers womb.

In Facebook terms, the day when people that you don't know decide to write a somewhat personal message on your wall, congratulating you on this occasion
Charlie: Happy Birthday Ashley! hope you have alot of fun tonight! maybe we can see each other later

Ashley: Charlie, who the hell are you?

Charlie: We met at Emily's party three years ago! remember? I introduced myself, you said go away I have a boyfriend, and then sprayed pepper spray on me? I sent the whole night crying in the bathroom!

Ashley: oh yeah sorry about that. By the way I dont have a boyfriend anymore. You wanna get together later?
by jrfredrick10 July 31, 2012
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