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Enemies With Benifits

A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.
Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*
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Benni

Benni, a name to describe the most amazing man you'll ever meet. He is strong, handsome, witty! He is hard headed at times but once you get to know a Benni, you'll be so smitten!! You can never get enough of Benni.
Oh Benni! I know that guy, he's the MAN!
by Thisisnotgame February 26, 2018
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Benicia

Benicia is a town in northern California with approximately 28,000 people.CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION: Beh-nee-shah. No Be-Nee-See-Yahh crap please.
1) a skateboard park on the top of Rose Drive, which means you need to have a car to get there.
2) 1 McDonalds, 1 Taco Bell, and 5 Starbucks.
3) 1st Street... and the dock at the end of 1st where all the kids go to smoke pot.
4) 1 high school and 1 middle school. oh, and Liberty.
5) Every teenager says he or she hates this place, but secretly loves it.
6) Countless small beaches.
7) Rich kids.
8) Kids who act rich.
9) Tourists.
10) asses for police officers who give kids tickets for riding in empty parking lots because they have no way to get to the damn skateboard park on rose.
Person #1: Wanna go to Benicia?

Person #2: No.
by Tanya_sue June 12, 2008
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Bennifer

A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.
Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?
by Jessica November 26, 2003
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bennifer

Yet another reason for stabbing Ben Afflek in the neck with a No 2 pencil over and over again.
Wow, I'm gonna kill Ben Afflek with a No 2 pencil.
by Harry Chapman May 9, 2005
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beninato

An unathletic kid who always manages to make the sports team because he either pays a lot of money or he has "connections".
Forest: Yo who else made our team for basketball?
Tim: Well, Clark made the team unfortunately, only because he's a beninato.
by CockBoy111 November 29, 2011
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bennies

A slang term for the drug "Benzedrine" that came into the U.S. around 1928 as inhalers, and later on in tablet form. It is a stimulant similar to methamphetamine.
I havnt slept for 3 days man, them bennies got me goin.
by Austin Westervelt October 17, 2006
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