Beijing

A large layer of thick smog in China, it is believed that there is a city in there.

(Two people in Beijing)
Person 1 - Where are you?
Person 2 - I'm here, can't you see me
Person 1 - Of course not we're in Beijing

by yorricksfriend October 13, 2008

beijing beef

To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.

She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.

by WillyK March 26, 2008

Berlingeresque

Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.

Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.

Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway

by K dawg plus March 8, 2004

Beijing bikini

Overweight men From China's Lost generation walking around in public with their bellies exposed. These men will roll up their shirts halfway up their torsos in order to expose their distending midriffs. They do it to flex their status in society as not starving.

When I came to China I wondered why all these old men had their shirts rolled up and fat belly's exposed, but I learned that it is just a way for them to flex the status to their neighbors that they are well fed. Eventually foreigners just started calling it the Beijing Bikini and it stuck. Seriously, it's a thing, google it.

by GM1 Stingray August 18, 2020

Beijing

Beijing is a city in China (which happens to be the capital)
The 2008 Olympics will be held here.
Beijing's short form is BJ...it's true

ex:
Sam - Hey I like your BJ 2008 hat
Fred - Thanks, I got it at Best Buy

by Ness October 4, 2004

Behringer Territory

An audio engineer's worst nightmare. When something sound related goes so wrong you can only compare it to some of the worst equipment to exist. One could be

a) Lacking Resources
b) Lacking time
c) Assigned impossible tasks with the expectation they can be done, and fast
d) and any combination of the 3

Someone gave me a concert multitracked in mp3 and want it mixed down tomorrow. I'm in Behringer Territory!

During the middle of a mix, the G5 stopped working. The engineer had entered Behringer Territory.

by MaudioS0laris March 28, 2009

beijing cocktail

It could be a huge dose of labetolol. Labetolol is a drug that they use with patients with hypertension (high blood pressure). It blocks the alpha and beta effects of epinephrine and norepinephrine (adrenaline) at adrenergic receptor sites in the heart, blood vessels, and lungs. This causes vasodilation and slowing of the heart rate. A huge dose could potentially be fatal.

the movie crank.

"youve been given the beijing cocktail if you stop moving you die."

by poppys September 16, 2008