beasley

Synonymous for shit.
Named after Governor Beasley of South Carolina.
Also used symbolically

noun - "I'll be right back. I gotta take a beasley."

suggestive "Governor beasley's calling, he's trying to send me a fax."
"Governor Beasley's on line 2!"

by DestroyingAngel February 5, 2009

Beasley

An astronomical body orbiting Cephari 337 that is mainly composed of processed lard. It has an orbital range of 50 AU, and is subject to many asteroid impacts (known as "migranes") caused by Valve's software engine "Source". Beasley has two moons (known as "children"), which have recently left the orbit with their "mother" to join another astronomical body, known as "Scott". Due to this break-up, Beasley has joined orbit with a degrading asteroid body known as "Army buddy's dad" in the Buckinham quadrant of the Milky Way.

Kid : Did you see Beasley last night?

Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.

by Matt Wronski January 11, 2008

Blackout Beasley

a women that get very intoxicated from minimal amouts of liquor and becomes very crude, violent and does rediculous things.

-" HOLY FUCK, last night i pulled a Blackout Beasley and got roasted" - classic "BlackoutBeasley"

by blackout beasley May 15, 2012

No Beasley

A phrase used when you say something that sounds homosexual, but isn't.

Synonym: No Homo

I'll pick you up at 8 and we can hit it together, No Beasley

by xXyoloswagtttXx August 2, 2019

beeley

cunt

shes a beeley

by xbcfmbklxfjlhvjklnjkzxbn January 30, 2017

beezley

a person who eats human fecal matter. plain and simple

Be sure to flush the toilet, Harrison's a total beezley. He might eat the shit out of the toilet.

by Johnny Tremain February 29, 2008

beasley

brown nose know it all tattle tale

man did you see that beasley tell the boss on me

by the chic May 1, 2009