barracuda

a freshley shaved, or bare cooter/vagina

"I have a terrible harracuda, I need to shave it to a barracuda."

by aish-leyyy January 14, 2008

barracuda

A term that describes excitement over something. Can also be shortened to Barracud.

After winning the game of Monopoly PersonWithHair said, " OH BARRACUDA!"

by Stephen Duarte September 5, 2007

Barracuda Runner

A Barracuda is a person that traffics illegals from Cuba/ neighboring islands to Florida... much like a Coyote that traffics people from Mexico to the US.

me:"hey did you pay off that barracuda runner"

dude:"nah man, i done spent that money on a new white tee"

me:"dude your amigo is gonna get killed by that barracuda"

dude: "AY CARAMBA!"

by pdxguru69 September 17, 2010

barracuda

It's a level up from gold-digger, who is normally a naïve girl interested in luxurious life lead by rich men. These rich men have total control over gold-diggers and ditch them whenever they get bored of. When naïve gold-diggers become experienced or they have high IQ, they evolve to become barracudas. Technically this word comes from tropical marine life describing a predatory fish. Applying this word to modern society you will see barracuda being a woman who is calculated and who will play a man, will take all of his money and will leave him devastated. Barracudas are incredibly interested in gaining influential status in the society or at least be part of high-end society, meaning you might be her next target that could help her climb in society. What makes barracuda for what she is, it's her high level of attractiveness. Barracudas are always looking their best (usual traits are fit body, fake boobs, botox lips, perfectly made make-up and hair, very good sense of fashion, think Kim Kardashian). Personality traits involve greediness, lack of moral sense of right and wrong. Essentially, barracudas will prey for rich influential men or will deceive naïve poorer men to increase her society status. Some of barracudas are interested in pursuing family when they land a good business deal (e.g. rich athlete) whilst others are not, making them a bit like elite level prostitutes.

Example 1: Man, she turned out to be a real baraccuda and used me in the relationship for her own gain. I was in a relationship with her for 4 years, and I was working overtimes to fund her education and cover costs of living, because she persuaded me that this will help to build a better future for us together, but she left me as soon as she finished her college and met her next prey. She's a bad person.

Example 2: Man, I met this barracuda in a bar. Immediately knew what she's up to. Definitely not a person to look for a long-term relationship. So what I did, first, I fucked her, and then, blocked her number.

by blueue August 11, 2022

bathtub barracuda

when an uncircumcised person pulls back their foreskin and their smegma floats around in the bathtub

I went to take a bath yesterday but someone left their bathtub barracudas

by CrackheadTeapot November 30, 2019

beercula

Beercula (pronounced bir-kool-ah) is a personification of the fictitious blood sucking vampire but, with a sort of birth defect. Instead of being damned (counter of baptism) with blood, it so happened that the Beercula fell into a cauldron of beer - which was being brewed to lure his first prey. Hence the Beercula now sinks his fangs into kegs or kenny rogers instead of voluptuous virgins' jugulars.

The Beercula is having his mid-afternoon froth-i-cure.

by vruun February 19, 2008

Beeraucrat

Person who is uniquely skilled in the fine art of cutting through the red-tape in order to discover the true essence of Beer. Able to decipher subtle differences in aroma, appearance, flavor, mouth-feel and overall drinkability.

This is the finest beer I've ever tasted; it was recommended to me by a Beeraucrat!

by Beeraucrat August 30, 2009