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Bernard

Extremely fit, funny, loving personality, but still somehow manages not to pull hoes. CRAZY! I know right.
Bernard is handsome.
by Bpjii May 7, 2017
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Bernards High School

A high school located in Bernardsville, NJ of about 800 students from five towns: Bernardsville, Bedminster, Far Hills, Peapack and Gladstone. Widely considered one of the best public schools in the state, BHS does have its share of deadbeat potheads (about 80% of the student body has at least tried marijuana) but also many intelligent, hard working students who attend renown institutions for college. Because the school is located in such a wealthy area of central NJ, the student parking lot and Olcott Avenue contain many luxury cars such as BMWs, Audis and the occasional Porsche. The hallways are frequented with students wearing J Crew, Polo, Vineyard Vines and every other expensive clothing brand you can think of. Although predominately caucasian, there are a large amount hispanics that attend Bernards that mostly live in "Little Paraguay" at the edge of Bernardsville. Being a smaller school, Bernards athletics can be lacking at times but occasionally have success such as the recent boys soccer state championship and football team's conference championship. Although they usually show up closer to half time rather than the beginning of the game, Bernards students are known to very rowdy at sporting events and create a great home field advantage, along with making games very fun to attend and a social event. BHS can be relatively boring but students coming to school intoxicated or high serve as interesting topics of discussion although they are usually short-lived.
You go to Bernards High School? How many country club memberships do you have?
by bhsstudent August 1, 2012
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Bernard Goetz

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.
Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.
by The Dodger January 29, 2005
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bernard

A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
That house is built like a Bernard.
by WONG. November 18, 2006
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St. Bernarding

When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.
Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?
by The Pineapple Gang February 5, 2019
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Bernardo

A strapping young man with a fantastic face, hair much better than Justin Biebers, brilliant with accents, charming, witty, and quite halarious!
This guy is great! What do you call him?!

Oh him, He's a Bernardo!
by justsomepersononurban! October 24, 2011
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san bernardino

A city of 180,000 people in the heart of the Inland Empire in Southern California. Thanks to pollution, a low stanadard of living, and extremely high crime rate, it has become known as the Armpit of California.
by sketch January 17, 2005
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