nathan barley

Proof that even Chris Morris can write a pile of crap.

How did the genius behind The Day Today and Brass Eye come up with unwatchable catshite like Nathan Barley?

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

buck barley

nigger that works hard under the sun and picks up barley and barely makes enough money to even pay taxes.

porch monkey that buck barley

by the nig of them all October 20, 2008

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Davidson Burger

A special burger that comes on a barley roll

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Barley Davidson Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Barley-Wheat Face

Someone who takes excessive pleasure in farming.

Horace: "Wow, look over there."

Steve: "At what?"

Horace: "That guy has been farming for hours."

Steve: "That's just Andrew. He's the local Barley-Wheat Face."

by Slugdog February 12, 2009

Get gnarly with that barley

A cooler version of "get that bread".

You know the meme "Get that bread"?
No, I do know "Get gnarly with that barley".

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

Barley Awake Biden

A massive dumbass who can't even fucking talk the right way

Biden: I'm very smart compared to trump
Trump: Don't use the word "Smart" with me Joe, you graduated lowest of your university.
Biden: Well...
Trump: I've done more than you in 47 months than you have in 47 years
Biden: ...
Trump: your Barley Awake Biden

by Pine Tree Walker December 3, 2020