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Strictly Ballroom

Lame, stupid, etc.

As most of us know, ballroom dancing isn't all that fuuun so, if something isn't quite up to par it is "stricly ballroom".
"Lennie is strictly ballroom!"
"I know, eh? That guy goes to Star Wars conventions"
by EhJay October 20, 2005
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bullroot

Someone who thinks he's cool for being in the army and boasts about it
"Daryl is being a Bullroot again"
by Steve & Phil November 5, 2005
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Ballroom Dance

A kind of shimmy a man does, usually while standing up, in order to adjust the position of his genitals inside his pants.
His underwear was all bunched up, so Bob just did a ballroom dance to make his junk more comfortable.
by AdamAtom July 15, 2011
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ball root

by pee wee April 23, 2003
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Ballbooter

A woman who uses sneaky dramatic tactics to enhance her sexual encounters with internet, smartphones websites, and often lies to the guy she is with in order to continue her putrid existence until the guy has confronting evidence of her lowly existence, which she denies, then suddenly moves onto the next guy. Often these women use their children, and say things like, "Oh, you are the first one in ten years."
Friedrich: Hey Jerry, did you hear about Ginny?
Jerry: No, dude, what did she do now?
Friedrich: Man, she did it again. Got some guy to believe she was a celibate chaste by using those ballbootertease tactics again, and when the dude found out about her past, she started to cry.
Jerry: Yeah, she is such a ballbooter. How does she get away with it? Guess ballbooters know how to find chaste dudes!
Friedrich: Yeah, ballbooter logic. Yeah, ballbooter logic.
by Sertyardheart February 21, 2013
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ballroom

Wearing particularly loose boxers to prevent chafing during particularly vigorous pelvic thrusts in the hope of impressing the ladies while dancing.
"Diedre! Aren't you impressed? I'm wearing loose boxers to provide ballroom!
Aaaand Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! MmmmYeah!
by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020
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Ballroom

Obnoxious dancing to obnoxious music with obnoxious costumes with some pretty weird people
Jen: you do ballroom?
Sarah: no I just dance with gay boys,with shoes that hurt a lot and with black skirts and booty shorts.
by Ballroompeople July 6, 2021
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