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bail the canoe 

when a woman takes a piss
Ann excuses herself to go bail the canoe every Thursday just before lunch.
bail the canoe by 2ibmdicks November 19, 2009
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baileys bail bailee bail out baileigh bailie baily bailer baila Bailure
To continue; to go ahead and carry out a task, particularly with enthusiasm

Origin: Portadown and maybe other parts of Co Armagh.
PhD student: Shall I repeat the experiment with a higher enzyme concentration?
Supervisor: Yip. Bail on.
PhD student: Okies. Dead on.
bail on by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

bail bondsman 

at times your very best friend. one who always accepts collect calls from jail.

I need your booking number for the bail bondsman to get you out.
bail bondsman by purpaorchid March 3, 2009
bail-in (noun, verb)

- The situation in which a bank steals a depositor’s money from their account. Depending on the jurisdiction, it can permitted in accordance with banking or governmental legislation.
1. Bank depositors in Cyprus got a rude awakening when they saw that their bank accounts had been bailed-in.

2. The Canadian Parliament has now passed legislation which will allow future bank bail-ins.

3. The IMF has proposed a one-off tax for European bank depositors who have accounts with funds in excess of 100,000 euros.

4. In order to fund their latest deficit, the nation is considering implementing a $30 billion bail-in package.
bail-in by AgeOfJefferson September 20, 2014

Bail-den 

Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses
Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.

Adam: Classic Bail-den.
Bail-den by Baghead November 28, 2012

bail brat 

a poor kid or working class kid, who steals to live instead of acting spoiled, usually shoplifts, but gets caught by the police (typically street crimes unit), in which a single mother, grandparents, or aunt or uncle with use their savings to bail them out for stupid shoplifting cases.
KyShawn is such a bail brat because he and his sister Latifa are always getting bailed out by their grandparents who shoplifting at Target or Kohl's.