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Bastioned

When a hero is overpowered for one week, then gets nerfed into the ground and stays useless forever.
Doomfist was pretty good, but then Blizz Bastioned Rocket Punch.
by epicguy10155 September 23, 2017
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Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.
Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.
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The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.
‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight
by Whannin March 24, 2020
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grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.
Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
by scodder February 7, 2014
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Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate
The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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Bastion

A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?
O noes! It's Bastion!
by Anonymous April 27, 2004
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