Backionism 

Backionism is a belief of that when you die you will forget completely about your last life and if you were a good person you will go to a different universe in a good time period in that universe, and if you were a bad person then you would go to a different universe in a bad time period in that universe. The odds that you come back to Earth that we have right now is 1 in 2 trillion.

I believe in backionism.

Backionism by FlamgoFan24 April 29, 2020

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

Baconism by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

Baconism

the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.

ALL HAIL BACONISM

Baconism by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011

Baconism

A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'

Me is an example for an Baconism.

Baconism by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010

Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.

Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.

Baconism by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014

Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

Baconism by Darkesy June 2, 2009

Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.

Do you believe in baconism?

Baconism by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022