Baby Dick

A tiny ass dick that is so small, it could get stuck between even the smallest pubes.

Commonly used by Armando.

Also the name of a fictional city where baby dickers hail from.

"Dame la baby dick puto."
"My baby dick is so small, it almost got caught in one of 'Mando's chest hairs fool."
"Give me that baby dick."
"Yeah, I'm from BD Maryland...Baby Dick, Maryland."
"Swermz has a Baby Dick."
"Your Baby Dick is almost as small as MIINE fool."

by B2 Bomber July 28, 2008

baby dick

a joint or a blunt

"Yo, Grimm roll another baby dick, and lets get high"

by Dison February 2, 2004

Baby Dick

A penis that has the characteristics similar to that of a baby. Often associated with non-cultured people. Also people with no intellect can be found with this problem.

The majority of Americans have baby dicks due to their utter stupidity dealing with our nations issues.

by unknown June 11, 2006

Baby Dick

I man who acts as if their angry because their penis resembles a small child's.

Mark is being a real baby dick.

by Mr.337 August 28, 2009

Baby Dick Rick

When you talk the talk but can't walk the walk. This guy thinks he's a Shooter but is only a dribbler. A suburban outdoorsman who couldn't catch a 5lb bass with bucket full of worms. Likes to dwell in garages while smoking bogues with like minded individuals.

"Wow, that guy has been telling me he's a Shooter, but he comes off like a waterboy"

"Oh, yea, I should have warned you. That guy is just a Baby Dick Rick"

by Dorothy Valmont April 17, 2020

baby dicking around

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.

We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

by RichChigga July 19, 2016

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

by safehammer November 29, 2006