Bloke

The act of choking while giving a blow job, often experienced by those with an overactive gag reflex or a small mouth.
I tried to have this girl blow me last night but all she could do was bloke the whole time
by Jjsteelers April 08, 2019
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A man. Subjectively superior to the word 'lad'
by y0slaap July 20, 2018
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More British slang that pisses you off to hear when used in any situation where British people aren't being made fun of. Especially frustrating to hear when used in everyday speech, such as on a British web site where you're just trying to find photos of Keeley Hazell, but have to be exposed to this fucked British jargon in order to find some.
Blah blah blah pikey blah blah blah ninny blah blah blah I reckon blah blah blah bloke blah blah British annoyance.
by Fuckoffer November 09, 2005
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by louis October 18, 2001
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In french canada it mean a stupide asshole.Mostly for english canadian.Not for american or people from england.
Ces christ de Bloke.Those fucking Bloke
by dan cooper 77 April 27, 2008
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An Aussie term for a 'cool guy', random bloke, etc but must specify which kind of bloke.
by Aussie Carla July 18, 2005
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Most commonly a glass test tube with a hole an inch above the bottom, used for evaporating methamphedamine into the lungs for delivery to the brain(or whats left of it).
"Without the bloke, there is no getting high."
by JohnnyPure March 25, 2007
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