awkward warm

when you put too much hot water in your milo and it becomes an awkward temperature. to avoid this happening the hot water:cold milk ratio generally needs to be less than or equal to 0.2

ella: you put too much hot water in and now my milo is awkward warm. this is worse than the time my snake pissed on my laptop.

by snellboy August 8, 2012

Awkward Avocado

An awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward.

Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).

Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.

Bill: "If I'm ever on a date and the conversation lapses into an awkward silence, I just pull out the awkward avocado. Works every time"
James: "Classic move."

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by beebolt March 18, 2015

Darwin Award

The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.

Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could-
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...

by The BXRabbit October 17, 2008

Awkward Hole

An "o" gesture made with your hand using all four fingers and thumb, the awkward hole is used following an awkward comment/suggestion/situation/motion that usually brings silence to a conversation. The Awkward hole is there to suck all the awkwardness away from the moment and let fresh topic commence.

Rob: So I just finished cleaning the Pit

CJ: I cleaned your mom's pit.

Rob: Oh Dear (Looks at CJ and then Awkward Hole Gesture)

by Robert Chase, Andrew Brock, Sarah Bosanac, Cara Mathison, Emily Harper, CJ June 16, 2008

awkwardly straight

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

by Jryde June 10, 2012

award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Stove Award

The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.

Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.

by Top Feeder July 19, 2011