A speculative mechanical apparatus designed to simultaneously dislocate or forcefully remove all joints within the human body, rendering the individual's limbs and extremities entirely immobile and disconnected.
Luca: Strap her in the Articularextricator, now. She just lost her mobility privileges.
Chas: No!!! Please!!!
Chas: No!!! Please!!!
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Get the Articulation mug.The matriculated manlet is a silly, little manlet boy who is senselessly enrolled at a college or university. Here the completely delusional and diminutively dwarfed Oompa Loompa wastes his time (when not working shifts at the chocolate factory) by furiously staring at all the tall and happy couples who walk around the campus like the bitter and envious peewee manlet that he is, crying all alone in the girl's bathroom after being asked by campus security if he was there for Take Your Daughter to Work Day and if he had lost his daddy and by being stuffed into backpacks, lockers, trashcans, lunchboxes, drawers, toilets, empty cigarette packs, pencil cases and used condoms like the inherently effeminate and minusculely malformed midget manlet bully magnet that he was always destined to be. When not being examined microscopically while standing on a petri dish by horrified microbiology students, the matriculated manlet is free to indulge in his true passions of girlishly practicing his bumbling cheerdance routine in an effort to become the captain of the local manlet football cheer squad and undergoing a brutal hazing ritual in order to join the only fraternity that would accept him, the Sigma Beta Manlet, by engaging in a fight to the death against fourteen other oiled up, bikini-clad midgets in an electrified bird cage.
Emma: Hey, why is that matriculated manlet tearfully ranting about women while sitting in his BMW in the parking lot over there? I could barely understand his manletspeak. Why all of the manlet rage? Isabella: He approached me, introduced himself as the supreme gentleman and brusquely told me to get in his car so that I can delight in his fabulousness and magnificence. I simply looked down at him and laughingly called him a petite and utterly insignificant little manlet fairy and then he just ran away crying to his Manletmobile. Emma: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 16, 2024
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Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by AverageMan December 8, 2013
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Urban articulator: nigga shut the fuck up, I saw you asking your bitch a bunch of times not to leave yet she still did, so it clearly doesnt fuckin matter when somebody asks. Get the fuck outta here before you I knock you flat on your dumbass
Urban individual: my nigga did some urban articulation!
Urban articulator: nigga shut the fuck up, I saw you asking your bitch a bunch of times not to leave yet she still did, so it clearly doesnt fuckin matter when somebody asks. Get the fuck outta here before you I knock you flat on your dumbass
Urban individual: my nigga did some urban articulation!
by prettycoolniggangl December 21, 2022
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