Astros

By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.

Go Astros, or Go 'Stros

by 'StroMan April 10, 2009

Austrosexual

A flaming homosexual faget from australia thats sometimes kinda cool

homosexual australia cool austrosexual

by ScOoBy-D July 18, 2011

Asstrocious

A portmanteau of the words "ass" and "atrocious." Refers to something especially awful.

"That song is asstrocious!"

by chrisj62 March 1, 2009

Astroshit

Shit of extreme quantity. The highest possible level of shitting before sure death.

Apartment Owner: "John what the fuck did you do? The damn toilet is destroyed."

John: "I took an astroshit"

by astrotomic ass shit November 1, 2011

dirty asstro

When you stick an entire bouquet inside of an old mans butthole then rip it out so fast he shits himself.

moth: “That old guys so hot im bouta pull a dirty asstro.”
janiel: “Never contact me again you horrifying piece of human garbage.”

by m0thMan_ January 21, 2022

Asstroid

Meaning a pain in the buttox or your buttox being destroyed or in MAJOR INJURIE

That kick was an ASSTROID

by Mystery1234567890 February 16, 2009

asstrots

n. The product of a night that starts out at the Mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some shithole pub.

adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.

"I never knew chimichangas and Jaegar could produce such a plethora of asstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at The Elbow Room."

"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."

by Kissel Krooner August 25, 2010