assblast

when a bird gets spooked and ejects its tail feathers

oh my god, that bird just had an ASSBLAST !

by Child_of_Thor May 13, 2020

Assblasting

The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone

The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters

by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

assplant

It's for the unfortunate girls and boys who were born without asses. Through this new discovery, we've been able to give those unfortunate people lots o ass.

Unfortunate young gay man, "I have had problems since I've been a child, for my lack of ass. Is there anything you could do to help?"

Assplant grower, "Why yes, it's your lucky day. Now, with Assplant, you can get an incredible ass with only a couple minor implants!"

by Pallapooha April 12, 2007

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

Assblast

When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm

What are you gonna do to me?
First, imma blow you. Then, I Assblast you. You're in for it bitch

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016

Assplant

Ass implants...

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?

by Pms4780 July 24, 2018

Assblast

In Lacrosse or Hockey, a Crosse Check that is preformed on the ass

Verb- Assblasting, assblasted

The defensemen preformed an Assblast, causing the attackmen to go flying

by Wdzy December 17, 2018