assmunch

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 19, 2010

Ass muncher

Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.

Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad

Tittybiggy joined your clan

Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder

K-money: You just joined

Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE

k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits

Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder

Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS

Tittybiggy has left the clan

k-money: you little ass muncher

powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher

kingtez join your clan

k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch

*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*

by monkeyfreek October 25, 2014

Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016

Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

Ass Muncher/Munchkins

niggers, black niggas of dookie sludge fun

That nigger over there is really slurping hay sludge(shit) or Ass Muncher/Munchkins.

by Sludge Muncher March 11, 2021

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015

assmunchingpig

A person whom you don't like.

Stewart is a real bastard, no! I'd say he is an ASSMUNCHINGPIG!!!

by chaddficious July 24, 2003