When you meet her you will glance twice and possibly stare. She is beautiful, intelligent, hilarious, and awesome at the exact same time which is difficult to pull off. She's not afraid to start a conversation at any time about anything. Execptional at following the rules of the car and always up-to-date with the most useless and interesting facts. She is small but violent so be careful with what you say to her. She's an angel one moment and your worst enemy the next but she does it out of love and because she loves a change of pace. She has a huge heart to compensate for her lack of height and she can tell you anything about Poland or Russia even though she's really Canadian. If she is having a bad day it means she misses her best friend or she just wants some gatorade. She's a great friend to trust and to have by your side so don't pass up the opportunity to meet someone really awesome.
--Hey, Allison doesn't look very happy today
-She will be once she has her gatorade!
--She looks like she wants to hurt me but say or do something funny at the same time...
-Yeah, that's Allison for you
--Do you know anyone that helps save people?
-Doctors, lawyers, firefighters... oh, and of course Allison..
She's a lifeguard!
-She will be once she has her gatorade!
--She looks like she wants to hurt me but say or do something funny at the same time...
-Yeah, that's Allison for you
--Do you know anyone that helps save people?
-Doctors, lawyers, firefighters... oh, and of course Allison..
She's a lifeguard!
by 2awesome4you November 20, 2010
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Girl 1: I just met Allison today. She's so quiet!
Girl 2: Just wait. She isn't quiet with her friends.
Girl 2: Just wait. She isn't quiet with her friends.
by RogerTheHouseplant June 8, 2014
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The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.
Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.
Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.
Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".
Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"
Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"
Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.
Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.
Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".
Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"
Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"
Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
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she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023
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either very tall or very short.
she is so humble and rarely speaks bad about anyone.
she never hurts people's feelings.
she is the bestest friend you could ever ask for!!!
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either very tall or very short.
she is so humble and rarely speaks bad about anyone.
she never hurts people's feelings.
she is the bestest friend you could ever ask for!!!
♥
by itsjustmeLex December 19, 2010
Get the Allison mug.Allison who often goes by the nickname Allie, is an absolutely stunning girl. She has a killer smile that makes everyone's day better. Allison is also very funny and has a great sense of humor. She is smart and extremely cute. Any guy would be super lucky to have her, but she is taken. Which is disappointing to many guys. Allison also causes a lot of jealousy from both girls and boys. Girls are jealous of her beauty and personality, while guys are jealous that their girlfriends aren't as amazing. Although Allison is as close to perfect as humanly possible she can also be a complete dork at times but everyone still loves her.
Guy 1) Hey who is that beautiful girl over there?
Jiordy) That's Allison she's already taken though.
Dan) Sorry man, that's MY baby girl.
Guy 1) You're so lucky.
Dan) I know, I'm the luckiest man alive.
Jiordy) That's Allison she's already taken though.
Dan) Sorry man, that's MY baby girl.
Guy 1) You're so lucky.
Dan) I know, I'm the luckiest man alive.
by Dan&Allie<3 April 22, 2014
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by stinkypuppy October 7, 2007
Get the allison-unit mug.Girls named Allison are so gorgeous the sun could not rise if they did not exist. Men from all over gather just so they can witness an Allison. Not only are girls named Allison beautiful, but they are fiesty, charismatic and truly one of a kind. They will give you the shirt off their back, but do not dare cross them because they can and will be your worst enemy.
by evan407 February 5, 2010
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