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A very kinky LGBT erotic romance novel written by author B Q Hanson that involves plenty of BDSM. It's closely similar to Fifty Shades of Grey except it's about two college roommates who have tons of kinky sex as well as the protagonist copying several major characteristics about the other main character to live like him.
Example 1:

Person 1: I sure wish somebody would love who I am so much that they would like to live like me.

Person 2: Read The Enlightenment of Alexander

Example 2:

Person 1: We should get a little freaky tonight.

Person 2: Do you mean freaky like The Enlightenment of Alexander freaky?
by Fifty Shades of College June 23, 2018
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Aleczander

First and foremost, it’s AleCZander and not Alexander. They will make sure you know that. They are initially mysterious and somewhat shy, although they will tell you they’re most darkest secrets from the get go because they are extremely sincere when it is appropriate. What I’m referring to here is that they don’t immediately open up emotionally, but don’t worry because you will know their intentions by looking into their ever deep eyes. They’re extremely smart and know what they’re doing, which can be a little intimidating because you will be scared of being manipulated, but once you get to know their kind heart you will fall deeply in love. They are so attractive and seductive that you will do whatever they tell you, although all they really want is to be loved and cared for. They have a wonderful mindset for exploration and they will surprise you constantly with they’re ideas. If you meet an Aleczander, be careful because there’s no way back.
If you find an Aleczander, make sure it’s not mine!
by zedopagode September 1, 2020
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Alexanderism

A condition in which you are really bad at playing madden (mostly offense)
Alex: Bro I’m really bad at madden
Josh: Yeah no crap
Aden: Alex you must have alexanderism
by GingerJew42 December 29, 2020
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Alexander Lourdes Medel

Alexander Lourdes Medel is a nickname for Alexander Hamilton.
by kingfisherjoey January 15, 2021
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Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".
by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022
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Daniel Alexander

Daniel Fart Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan who is Pakistan's puppet and blindly hates India..In fact he was rejected a job proposal by an Indian boss back in 2013 which made him jobless.Now he is making his own money by getting paid for tweeting anything fake against India.He also got failed in class 10 and 12 which costed his life.Now he decided to be Pakistani's puppet and earn to have his 2 square meals
by Danielle Freedman January 13, 2021
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Alexzander

He is the world's most amazing person if he becomes your boyfriend give him the world's happiness cuz thats what he deserves. he in return will make yo happy and treat yo like a queen. People with this name are hard to find even though their favorite color is neon and thats usually what they like to wear. Dont let their looks get to you because he looks like an angel but on the inside he shines brighter then the sun. Never let him go, and love him with everything yo have.
Im dating Alexzander.
by true._.limelight May 28, 2019
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