absense

The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.

In Ray's absense, I will present the information.

by office_instigator September 24, 2016

An Abject Hackneyed Game

A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.

Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"

by ebtoast March 24, 2021

Arsecakes

A rare curse word. Used when one makes a mistake.

See; Arse.

Person1: *dropds rare Vase*
Person1: "Arsecakes!"

by Moola February 21, 2005

Abecrombie & Fitch

A clothing corporation run by egostical pricks who find pleasure in ripping off the youth of today by selling them clothing for 70$ that is made to look shitty that you could be in tact for 25$ and make it look just as shitty at home. They also find pleasure in ripping young girls off on clothing that is called preppy that costs around 80$ for clothing that is usually about 6 inches long with no skill needed to make that makes them look like complete sluts and be proud of it. they also often say that there fabric is imported, but where is it imported from? I am willing to bet from sweat shops in china run by little 8 year old asian kids.

-LIKE OMG, he totally is like, totally over me, im gonna go buy another, like, pre-ripped 6 inch miniskirt for like 80$ at Abecrombie. Wait, I like totally need to pop my collar first.

-ABECROMBIE, PROUDLY RIPPING OFF TODAYS YOU SINCE 1892!!!!!

by Aaron Davis April 19, 2005

arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecons

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Absent-hearted

A person who lacks empathy, is incapable of true love and accordingly has no real friends.

That narcissistic creep is so absent-hearted that he doesn't even really love himself.

by KirkChi April 7, 2015