find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

ALP

Aunt Laurie's literally shit

I eat ALP everyday!
Aunt Laurie brought over some special fudge made of ALP for her niece and nephew.

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022

Alp

Ass-licking-pussy
When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard

Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

Alp

A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.

His name is Alp? Dude you are so gonna fall in love with him.

by zeusunpipisi November 21, 2021

Alps

In Snowboard/Ski slang, mountains are often referred to as "alps".

Broo, those alps in Breck got so much fresh pow pow last night, were gonna shred!

by Randy Holestuffer November 21, 2020

ALP

Abbreviation for: Age, Location, (Sexual) Positions

Messenger: Hey, ALP?

by J.BoiBlu April 9, 2020

Alp

Alp stands for ass licking pussy
Meaning that someone is an ass licking pussy

- synonyms - suck up, shoe licker, brown noser

Chad- can I get that door for you Janet
Bill - look at Chad over there sucking up to Janet because she's the boss
Jim- he's such an alp

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021