find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

ALP

Aunt Laurie's literally shit

I eat ALP everyday!
Aunt Laurie brought over some special fudge made of ALP for her niece and nephew.

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022

Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS

by Googedigul June 22, 2022

Alp

Turkish Name.

Meaning: The Man with the Penis as long as 5 Meter Sucuk

Oh. Look how long Alp's Sucuk is. His name fits perfectly, like LongDongSucuk.

by LongDongSucuk December 15, 2016

Alp

an adjective used to describe a creepy person

Person 1: Oh I love watching children *slurps*
Person 2: You are such an Alp

by Alplexle December 28, 2017

Alp onguc

Wants to know ur girth really badly like really badly

U ask for a alp onguc

by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021

Alp

Ass licking pussy some one who live for the pleasure of others but many find this trait very annoying so they will be called an alp

Jessica - omfg why does he keep texting me Samantha- he doesn't stop like can he stop being such an alp

by Pussylicking hoe January 28, 2021