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Mohamed Hand

He is really buff and will fuck you up if you mess with him but he is also a good friend who likes to choke his friends a lot overall he is pretty chill
Dang Mohamed hand is really lit
by The infamous b-bag October 16, 2018
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Hand dog

I just did a hand dog with Hassan's dog, it was fun
by BRUNO diff January 16, 2021
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Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.
Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!
by dud3man November 10, 2021
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HAND

A place where people can go to get away from the terrors of the world and live in a place free from queers and drug addicts. Prescription drugs allowed.
I’m tired of this world. I’m moving to HAND.
by Wowser97 March 2, 2021
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Second Hand Series

A television program made in one country that exports to another. usually people in the country that the show has been exported to are a season or more behind.

Little Britain, the Ali G Show and others are second hand series. They were British programs introduced to American audiences and shown on American tv (not including BBCAmerica). Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and pretty much every American series known to man, were exported to the UK and other countries.
Amy: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" premiered on Showtime last night.

Becka: Isn't that a second hand series? Aren't they already showing Season 2 in the UK?
by Ashley G., Texas June 17, 2008
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Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.
"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"
by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017
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