Presidential-Hands 

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

Presidential-Hands by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Presidential Hand Job 

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

Presidential Hand Job by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

Presidential handshake 

The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)

Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.

Presidential handshake by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016