Guyer

A guy who has an extreme pre pre-ejaculation problem. Whereas at the slightest hint of arousal, he shoots a huge load like a geyser. This also renders him completely useless in the area of sexual performance.

Don't date that guy, I hear he's a real guyer.

by peefur April 26, 2014

guyt

a person who ditches

chris and dan are total guyts

by Chris Torres February 7, 2008

yous guys

when an italian kid thinks he's in the mafia

I'll see yous guys later

by mike March 12, 2005

Guytention

Guy + Attention; The form of attention a guy gives to a girl with the sole intention of flirting.

Guy 1: Hey man Leslie's lookin pretty lonely tonight.

Guy 2: Yeah we should go give her some guytention.

by Eewitsyourface July 1, 2008

Guytem

Descriptive word for a male couple. Similar to item.

Did you hear that Robert and Sam are a guytem

by La Rouge February 1, 2009

Guyklops

A bro with an eye patch

"Did you see that bro after the accident, he was a total Guyklops"

by God(3+3)(3+3)(3+3) November 21, 2009

guywear

Items of clothing pertaining to the lifestyle of the "guy" (aka the bro). Can include, but is by no means limited to:

- A popped polo shirt.

- A baseball cap

- A pair of sunglasses

- A pair of board shorts ("boardies")
- A pair of flipflops.

"I'm just guying around in my guywear, being a guy in the guyniverse."

by Emjayo October 29, 2011