Sensei mario cat 

He is a really strong cat he can dodge child support,run faster then a pregnant lady,and jump really high and he is so fucking cool

My dad left cause he was sensei mario cat

Sensei mario cat by Sensei mario cat February 28, 2021

arkansas cat fight 

the act of puking into another woments bumhoe, she then farts out the excess broke, back in the original pukers face. she then pulls out the other womans anal hair, and stuffs it in her ear.

i walked into my house and saw my mom arkansas cat-fight with my girlfriend. fml...

if you have nothing to do, wanna arkansas cat fight tonight

arkansas cat fight by psuedo this November 2, 2009

Giggles The Cat 

The best player in the world at the video game "StarCraft: Brood War", published by Blizzard North in 1998.

Giggles The Cat am THX.

Giggles The Cat by Carl October 20, 2003

Coach cat 

One who thinks hes a good coach but sucks nuts... Plays senority no matter what the case.. Uses Phases that are older then the bible.

Coach cat: IM the HH Head HAUNCHO
Coach cat: Get on the line and run
Coach cat: this one time against pahoke.

Coach cat by divacs June 19, 2006

The Great Cat Hunt

The annual festival in which 10 cats are released around Britain on the 4th November. These cats are then hunted down and placed upon the triumphant hunters bonfires, these hunters are then knighted and will each choose 1 of the 10 cats for the next years Great Cat Hunt.

Hunter: I'm gonna get me some pussy

Hunters Wife: If this wasn't The Great Cat Hunt you'd be in big trouble mister

The Great Cat Hunt by Dave of The North November 21, 2006

clarky cat 

Slang term for ketamine

Do you want another line of clarky cat?

clarky cat by craig December 1, 2003

Phantom cat

Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.

You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.

Phantom cat by Anonymous Model December 31, 2009