I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 6, 2011

I see how it is

To use on people with retarded mindsets and also to use on people who are only alive because you didn't want to go prison.

blah blah blah blah blah I see how it is

by alltheway2day October 12, 2012

I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 26, 2013

i know but

A phrase commonly stated by one who is ignoring your information because they believe they are correct. Commonly associated with bad spelling and grammar.

"this video is so bad, it sucks so much".
"The video was made for a sick family friend, please show some respect".
"i know but it sucks lol".

by Mr.BubbleSparkle October 9, 2014

i'd tap

another way to say to have sex with someone

man look at Sarah over there, I'd tap that

by nonono onlnon June 19, 2017

i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

i’m wet asf

when a girls cootchie cooch is aroused

*da baby post a photo*
girl:”i’m wet asf”

by imthatnigga February 16, 2020