Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand

I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016

Hand Pusher

A guy who puts a girls hand on his dick to forcibly initiate a handjob or sucky sucky.

I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick

by CHEESY WEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY July 30, 2018

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

Dream Hands Dance

A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.

“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”

“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”

“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”

by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019

Grave hand

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.

When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.

by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017