Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

the gay touch

is when someone does something gay

"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"

by regan ronald June 12, 2021

Tik Tok Tourettes

An involuntary urge to sing and dance to the latest tik tok trends.

“Into the thick of it!” “renegade renegade” omg Sophia stop with the tik tok tourettes!!

by Juliamichaels June 26, 2021

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Extra-Solar-Tourist

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.

The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.

by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021

Tenth Grade Touchdown

The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.

While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.

Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.

“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”

by MWSbro August 9, 2021

98 pounds and tough as nails

The cockiest person you can think of, the one that out-cockies the other cocky people.

The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021