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skitz cunt 

a lad who does fkn heaps of drugs and is a fkn cool as skitz cunt
oh look at jimmy passed out in a bush, what an absolute skitz cunt
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A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
Fat cunt by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022

Double cunt 

A female drunk who knowingly has sex with married men. She cant get enough. its rumored that she has such a huge vagina, that it makes a large penis-appearance bulge in her shorts. thus making her a double cunt.
That double cunt slut looks juat like kristina! Oh wait, it is her!!!
Double cunt by VindictiveAngel January 14, 2023

Little Cunt Monkey 

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.
Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt
Little Cunt Monkey by The Asylum February 27, 2023

Meat Cunt 

An Orange Cunt (Trump) Supporter who is oblivious to reality and has been brainwashed beyond the point of no return.
That Meat Cunt has no fucking idea what they are talking about.
Meat Cunt by anonymous July 11, 2023

Stupid cunt fag

Some stupid cunt fish boy who really either likes men or balls
Jordan: Bro I love big black anal ape men!

Kalmar: waht tafuck u stupid fag stupid cunt fag

Jordan: Shut ur cheeto ass up lil bro before this dick go in u
Stupid cunt fag by vennyweenny October 10, 2023