Arctic monkey 

Verb
1. To pretend to have the same superficial interests as a person, with the goal to have sex with them. Coined for the pretentious tastes that many art hoes and alt girls have, including the band Arctic Monkeys.

Guy 1: "Bro this pink-haired chick let me smash last night after I told her I liked Steven Universe"
Guy 2: "Dude you totally arctic monkey'd her!"

Arctic monkey by ElliotRodgerCW October 29, 2019

stay for the monkey 

Staying through the end credits of a movie to see if there are any extra scenes. So named for the monkey seen at the end of Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Did you stay for the monkey after Iron Man? It was a good one!

stay for the monkey by jlw_atl May 29, 2008

FBM (full monkey mode) 

when PRadhan Das is in his natural Habitat

he went FBM (full monkey mode)

FBM (full monkey mode) by DamSAm March 25, 2019

Monkeybump

When two women rub grundles to stimulate clitoral regions, simulating when lesbian monkeys have been documented grinding like its 1999.

Jen "Hey Lisa, wanna monkeybump"

Lisa "Of course I would!...syrup or jelly this time?"

Monkeybump by Two tone cock June 21, 2009

JoJo the Rabid Monkey

A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.

Why don't you stop eating those pancakes JoJo the Rabid Money? Seriously.

JoJo the Rabid Monkey by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

a monkey fucking a football 

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by houdek May 29, 2008

trouser monkey 

One who hangs arounds anothers pants...

Trouser monkeys get A LOT

trouser monkey by ixx February 11, 2005