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Cook Me Dinner

Cook me dinner or cook me dinner woman is a term used by many sexist men when a woman says "The F in men stands for funny" or "Men are wallets"
Emily: KAM, Men are wallets!
James: Cook me dinner woman
by WTMS369 September 7, 2020
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do me banally

when its your vocation to constantly question, abstract, modify, specify and/or generalize,
you just wanna be done banally when you come home after a long, exhausting day
Honey, ive been pondering over the deepest, shittest, vaguest, broadest things today. Can you just do me banally and play a board game or kiss me?
by Krkič September 24, 2020
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Fuck me sideways

When you wanna get fucked longitudinally
*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"
by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
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me in the moment of doing

The moment of doing is where an epic moment has happened. "Me in the moment of doing" describes your face in the moment of doing
*Ninja says bruh*
Me: This is definitely me in the moment of doing :()
by Nugget_isGay October 24, 2020
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“let me speak”

“let me speak” is when one is behaving rather irrationally and shouts across the room at everyone to be quiet but producing it in a less civil way of screeching “lEt mE sPpPppEaKkkkkk!!!!” whilst raising the hands to the sides of ones shoulders. Only to be done by the less civil of society, whom have possibly forgotten ones manners, and whom have been acting like a rather pompous little toad. These people are often described by the as quite frankly shitcunts. good day, toodloo👋
“lEt mE sPpPppEaKkkkkk!!!!” screeched the ‘titty woman’.

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Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags
You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please
by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020
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fuck me with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy what the fuck
by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020
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