2 definitions by kylie_minogue_is_the_fittest_
“let me speak” is when one is behaving rather irrationally and shouts across the room at everyone to be quiet but producing it in a less civil way of screeching “lEt mE sPpPppEaKkkkkk!!!!” whilst raising the hands to the sides of ones shoulders. Only to be done by the less civil of society, whom have possibly forgotten ones manners, and whom have been acting like a rather pompous little toad. These people are often described by the as quite frankly shitcunts. good day, toodloo👋
by kylie_minogue_is_the_fittest_ October 1, 2020
National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))
Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”
Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”
Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”
by kylie_minogue_is_the_fittest_ October 1, 2020