Megalawyer

A lawyer worth one hundred lawyers
first coined by Shen in Bluechair webcomic

My one megalawyer is much better than your team of lawyers!

by cup-cake-cat August 27, 2024

megachurch manlet

A megachurch manlet is a massively delusional microscopic manlet boy who senselessly, sinfully and insolently dares to sully the sanctity of the house of the Lord with his abominable attendance, thereby bringing upon himself inexorable divine wrath because it clearly states in the Bible in Leviticus 21:20 that no dwarf shall draw near the temple. For shame! The sacrilegious sissy manlet would be well-advised to sacrifice himself by jumping into the depths of the manlet pit, in order to appease the venerated Randy Newman, the patron saint of manletism. If his derisory offering is excepted, then the preposterously petite midget monstrosity will be blessed by having his dying wish granted, being that Short People shall be played at his nanoscopic funeral.

Sophia: Hey, why is that tarred and feathered megachurch manlet exhaustedly carrying around that cross pendant on his back over there? Isabella: It's the devastatingly dwarfed manlet's just punishment following is immediate excommunication because he got totally wasted off of one sip of communion wine and then urinated into the holy water font. Sophia: Silly manlet boys. The Passion of the Manlet. Isabella: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024

Megalodong

A highly motivated person who is pushing you to your limits, someone who will destroy you in all kinds of activitys.

Yesterday I was at the gym with John, he pushd me to my limits. A true Megalodong.

by Kovalski September 6, 2023

megaton situation

Having to live around an objectzl, that if interacted with, will wipe out everything

The town of Megaton is surrounded around a megaton atomic bomb, that no one dares to detonate or defuse. The people of the town are now basing all their towns' identity around this bomb. This is what we define a megaton situation.

by Gatesby September 16, 2023

Megahydrolassophobia

Fear of big things in the ocean

Oh my god have you seen the statue that fell into the ocean? Theres rumours about it being haunted, wanna go check it out with me tomorrow?
I would go if i didn’t have megahydrolassophobia

by Celine Wiratama September 26, 2023

Mega Booter

When saying you got a booter doesn't convey the true depth of the situation

Ole Squid leg was chest high in hip waders while taking out the dock for the winter and took a step too deep and got a Mega Booter as water rushed over the hip waders filling his hip waders to the brim.

by Adrenaline_x October 1, 2023

Megaqueer

The most mega queer person ever

Jamie and Rafa are such megaqueers

by kirzuski October 4, 2023