UR MOM GAY

Lots of Aunestis(Honestys) say this saying.

Brother:Hi!
Aunesti:Do you want to know something cool?
Brother:Su-..
Aunesti:UR MOM GAY!

by @$$ <3 May 10, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a comeback for literally anything

someone: You look like a person that eat cereal with a fork
You: Then I guess I look like UR MOM
Someone: *dies*

by NoTuRmOm@27 October 27, 2022

mom

A charming personality that fucked my dad and showed her vagina to a doctor to push my wet body out of there

I love my mom! She pushed me out of her vagina

by Goryx May 30, 2019

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Mom traum

Having trauma that stems from your momma

Like daddy issues except it’s mom traum

Ex. Well thanks to all the mom traum My dads my favorite parent

by Slayge July 18, 2022

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

Mom

A human who births a child and then, in some situations, leaves it with other family members :)

I don't have a Mom.

by IHaveNoMom April 26, 2023