cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .

Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .

by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025

blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.

That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!

by halalgamingtime July 6, 2023

Job

Job is a boy's name. He is the most loving and Caring person. Honesty and Trustworthy are his character. He mostly likes to joke with his friends. He can easily socialize with anyone. He is very passionate and ambitious to his goals. He likes music and dancing. But sports are his top priority. When it comes to love, he loves unconditionally: every girl loves him!!he is every woman's dream. He does not cheat, he is loyal to his soulmate.

I want to spend the rest of my life with Job.

by Queen Sheebah February 12, 2022

Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim

Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!

by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016

ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done

Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?

by flaming cheet-o March 22, 2011

Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.

Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018