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Mundelein High School 

High school in Mundelein consisting of atleast 3 different gangs, superficial girls, horny boys, drug addicts, and the occasional band geek. Mundelein High School is known for their losing football team and porn-addict teachers. People who go to Mundelein High School are most likely have an ACT score of 14. A majority of the school population is Mexican.
"WOW I'm so glad we go to Stevenson instead of Mundelein High School!"

"Yeah me too..did you hear about that teacher?"

"And the gang fights."
Mundelein High School by You Dont December 2, 2007
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Eastern View High School 

Eastern View High School (EVHS) is a high school in Culpeper, Virginia. It shares districts with Culpeper County High School (CCHS). Their mascot, the cyclones, is unlike any other mascot around. EV is in the Battlefield district of Virginia. Eastern View has many athletic teams including: Junior Varsity (JV) and Varsity (V) Football, Cheerleading, Baseball, Softball, Wrestling, Track, Cross Country, Tennis, Basketball, Field Hockey, and LaX. The construction for Eastern View High School began in 2006 and continued for two years. The school opened in the fall of 2008. There is an annual rivalry game against CCHS. This is normally a pre-season game and the profits are used for a charity, which varies every year. This school now holds around 1,200 students. The head principal, since the opening of EVHS in '08, is Mr. Roger Mello.
"Eastern View High School Class of Two Thousand Twelve"
"GO Eastern View High School CYCLONES"

Harrison High School 

The first entry is actually outdated and currently incorrect. The track team here at HHS is for fags and there are only a few homos in our entire community. Anyways, who doesnt love a young slut after smoking an L during your lunch period of choice
yo, Harrison High School is the place to get bluntedd and hit mad bitties. TICALLL

Jefferson High School

Located in northwest Portland, Oregon, Jefferson High School is one of the lowest performing high schools in the state. It has one of the high drop-out rates, and many of its students go on to do absolutely nothing with their lives. Although Jefferson students often claim on attending the high school because they think it will help out their "street cred" they don't realize that their school is named after either Thomas Jefferson (who owned slaves) or Jefferson Davis (President of the Confederate States of America). Students at wealtheir schools often use Jefferson in a negative connotation in their daily speech (example shown below).

There are a couple common misconceptions about Jefferson:

Myth: Police are afraid to go there.
Fact: Police just don't give a shit about the people in that part of town.

Myth: Jefferson is cool, gangsta, hard, or "the shit".
Fact: Jefferson sucks. Period. They can't hold a sloppy turd to most other schools in the state or in the nation.

Myth: Jefferson is cool because their football team did the Haka this season, even after they were penalized for doing so.
Fact: The University of Hawaii did it first.
"That shirt is so Jefferson High School, I can't believe anyone would ever wear that."

Arcadia High School 

A cool high school located in Accomack County on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. Formally known as Atlantic High School, Arcadia was built up from the ashes after a horrible fire that burned down 80% of the school nearly 5 decades ago. The rivals are Nandua High School and Northampton High School. The mascot is the Firebird (the same as a phoenix). The school colors are red and black.
What school do you go to?
Arcadia High School homes!! Home of them FIREBIRDS!!! RED & BLACK!!!
Arcadia High School by chelz11 December 14, 2010

palm springs high school 

dude, palm springs high school is a fucking ghetto.
palm springs high school by yo2yo October 27, 2008

Paramus High School

mostly rich annonying horny ass bunch of kids. filled with all usual groups. cheerleaders, jocks, gangsters, wigger, asian gangsters (funny how the "gangsters", "Wiggers", and the ghetto asians dont even sit near eachother), smart/nerdy ppl (who i get some respect), goth/punk/metal heads, poser (usually girls who really want to be goth/punk.. odd), asians (prob one of the biggest groups... THEY R TAKING OVER PARAMUS), brown kids(south asian/some middle east: indians, some arabs.. but some r spread w/ the ghetto ppl) the retards (no really theres some autistic kids), losers (not even as kool as the smart nerdy..), other once dorks (they became seniors.. and have befriended all), freshmen(who still r unsure of they're place.. i think that covers all. oh and theres a shit load of smokers/pot heads in all categories
Hey! People from Paramus High School, wanna go to the Garden state plaza?? OMFG YES.. only if mary jane is coming!
Paramus High School by harley quinn January 12, 2005