Wonking

When you masturbate with the hand you don't use

Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro

by axm August 12, 2015

wenck

the most retard last name known to man. it sounds so much like WANK it is unbelievable, lol at you if it is your last name (CAITIE)

"oi bro, you hear about that caitie wenck chick?" said David

"Nah man, dont go near her, he name sounds like WANK, what a looser" said Alex

by righthandarm July 28, 2016

Willy Wonka

To shit on a girls pussy and then eat her out.

I decided to willy Wonka the girl because I was both hungry and horny.

by Johnjohn123john January 28, 2016

wocky

any edible substance. typically a food or dish found in a market grocery store, bodega, etc.

"man dis pack dirty as hell, got me cravin wocky."
"yo bitch we hungry, go whip up some fucking wocky!"
"mom i asked for dino nuggets, get the right fucking wocky or i will
turn this bitch into 1945."

by myoyj December 17, 2020

willie wonka

the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP

I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like

by Wonka November 17, 2004

Wiki-wocka

A colloquial slang term taught to Australian children by their parents, especially in New South Wales. It refers to the female human genitalia in the same way as 'willy' refers to the male parts. It is often shortened to 'wiki', which is why many Australians thought Wikipedia was a humerous name when it first appeared.

Child to mother: 'Tommy wanted to see my wiki-wocka today at school, but I wouldn't show him'.
Mother to child: 'You're a very good girl'.

Sorry to be a bit dull with this definition, but it's a touchy subject for some, and I don't wish to offend.

by John of the Antipodes July 19, 2011

willy wonka

a cock
something that can be inserted

aba- I play with my willy wonka all night long.

by geoff-o-rey July 27, 2005