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Mormon Trail 

The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.
I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.
Mormon Trail by A-Ba January 22, 2008

Snail Trail

A trail of pussy goo that is transferred to the thighs of your pants whilst recieving a lap dance.
Oh shit! Brooke's gonna know I went to the strip bar, my freakin pants have snail trails!
Snail Trail by Bobberto February 20, 2006

Snail Trail

Immeditately following ejaculation; dragging your penis across your partners back leaving a fresh, slimy, and glistening trail. Not unlike that left by a snail on the sidewalk.
"I saw a homeless guy passed out on a park bench, so I left a Snail Trail on his back, and took his sandwich."
Snail Trail by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006

Joy Trail 

Steve thrust his erect member into Joan's dripping wet Joy Trail ,causing her to scream.
Joy Trail by longlance54 September 15, 2009

Slug Trail 

The residue left on bed linens after a man ejaculates, cleans up the bulk of the semen, and then sleeps naked, allowing the remaining liquid occupying the dead volume of his reproductive organs to leak out slowly. The man's flaccid penis is then remarkably analogous to a slug, leaving ooze trails as it squirms about.
WOMAN: "You were amazing. Come cuddle with me, stud."
MAN: "Just a second, let me put my boxers back on, I don't want to leave slug trails all over your Egyptian cotton sheets."
Slug Trail by threonine June 22, 2011

Snail Trail

A man who has a thin strip of hair from his belly-button to his pubic region. Also known as treasure trail, or highway to heaven.
Oh my god, did you see the snail trail on him?

I was foolin' around with Brad last night, and he had a fuckin' snail trail, I was like - eeew!
Snail Trail by Mr. Merge May 31, 2005