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touch of the downs

When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.
John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.

That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.
by Starvin07 January 25, 2008
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The Sidam Touch

The ability to screw up anything and everything. The opposite of the Midas Touch.
He screwed up yet another project. That idiot has the Sidam Touch.
by Lang Wiseman November 7, 2007
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Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.
After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
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touché

A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?

-Uhh...it...err...touché.
by Adam "Tr0n" March 8, 2005
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touchpoint

A puke-inducing bit of Orwellian business-speak, which means nothing more interesting than "the point of contact or interaction." It's usually used to suggest some sort of mystical intersection of customer and company.
"In addition to these functional roles, Betty is also the Executive Sponsor for our Extraordinary Customer Experience initiatives, leading the advocacy of improving our various customer touchpoints."
by exurgencySpectacularrr December 14, 2008
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touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010
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The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
by jennrrgh September 23, 2014
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