taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.
I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.
by chenisboosh November 29, 2022
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rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.
Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.
by Mr. Spaztastic March 01, 2022
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Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint
Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.
by FakeTucci January 18, 2015
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stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.
Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!
by poopy pants fucktard November 18, 2015
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taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
by CandyFrank October 21, 2021
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Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.
by PooBob April 17, 2021
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Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
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