tailbacks

traffic backup initiated and maintained by thoughtless idiot gawkers preceeding a road-side human specatcle.

"I managed to get the bike on to the hard shoulder, and jump of it at a sensible speed. As it groundto a halt on the shoulder, it went pop three times, and turned into a ginormous fireball. I caused huge tailbacks, got on radio 1 travel time, and even into some of the papers..." -Dr.Nick R.

by hilarleo December 5, 2004

Tail-end Charlie

1. the rear gunner in a bomber

2. a cluster of thunderstorms behind a front

They got the Tail-end Charlie. Shit!

by Light Joker August 19, 2007

Tailhook

While on your hands and knees, a chick (or a dude) sucks your dick from the back.

Last night I was fixing the garbage disposal, and katie totally tailhooked me.

by kingtron November 22, 2011

pig tail light bulb

The dumb version of describing a florescent light bulbs that is twisted thanks to ENERGY STAR

I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?

oh you mean the energy saving bulbs

by zachwarhawk March 24, 2011

chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne June 18, 2007

Thailicious

1. A double-sided meaning - Used to comment on the (particularly spicy) taste of Thai food. A positive comment in the eyes of Thais. A negative comment in the eyes of farangs.. i.e. "That was spicy like Hell, and all I could feel was pain! ;( "
2. Usually a positive comment when used with other world foods, to comment positively on their delicious spicy attributes.

Thai Family Host : "How was the food?"

Farang Guest : "Mmmm.. It was Thailicious!"

Thai Family Host smiles with genuine delight

Farang Guest, with his last shreds of energy, forces a trembling smile back

by penot January 12, 2009

Tail puller

Someone that gets on your nerves so much. But not all at once. They nibble away at your self control until you eventually want to stab their face with a rusty pickaxe.

That guy is such a tail puller. He pissed me off so much I stabbed him with my 20 year old pickaxe.

by Jimmy T H March 7, 2008