Stove top

Street name for the drug methamphetamine. It derives from the 1990s when meth was produced in kitchens.

“Hey man, wanna smoke some Stove Top?”

by strawbfairy June 8, 2023

Road Stoned

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.

After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.

by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

cum stoked

1. The state of being super thirsty, hungry for cock, or ready for sex with a new man.

2. Just plain old excited.

She was so cum stoked when she saw the outline of his dick in his joggers.

by Frontpagepodcast July 11, 2016

cherry stovetop

The act of popping a girl's cherry with a cooking utensil of your choice, then using the blood as spaghetti sauce.

My girlfriend asked me to give her a cherry stovetop the other night and it made for a delicious pasta dinner.

by Natemc2013 May 20, 2016

stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer

Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.

by Queen793 January 24, 2017