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Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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Status Bag

1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.
I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.
by Lindsay February 22, 2005
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Status Jacked

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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status up-late

1. any sleepless person's midnight or late entry - for example: quotes, a short sentence fragment, or an image or embedded video - to a social networking website like Facebook
2. a microblogger's midnight post featured on their status updates
You can tell a lot about a person by their facebook status up-late - they're insomniac!
by timlight January 30, 2010
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Statuatory Vape

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.
"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"
by greggers33 July 24, 2015
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BFFL Status

The state in which it is alright or even encouraged to perform sexual acts on others without any consequences because you are so close of friends
Person 1: "Dude, did u just sleep with her?"
Person 2: "Nah its coolman I got BFFL Status, its a just friends thing"
Person 1: "Ok man that could have been a close one"
by FrozenEggo91 March 30, 2009
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Shitpost status

Short cursed yet blessed videos that have been blowing up recently.
Lmao get off your lazy butt I won't explain it for you sucker (shitpost status)
by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020
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