12 definitions by Tookar

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Something that needs to be turned on to see "CATS" an intergallactic Nazi.
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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An idiotic insult by an idiot, who is an immature moron, and feels insecure that intellectuals pwjn him.
In a game of StarCraft (©Blizzard)

Mr_Ownage: OMG ZERGLINE RUSH U SUK!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Yeesh... newbies...
Mr_Ownage: I ARE NOT A NOOB U R TEH NOOB U LOADR UR GAY U WONT BE GEY WEN HELL FREAZES OVA!!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Good job making sense there!
by Tookar April 14, 2005
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1. A puff of not-water in the sky. What a beauty.

2. Cloud Strife. A character from a boring video game called "Final Fantasy 7". Though as boring as it is (it's turn-based), many love it. I personally love the storyline, hate the fanboy/girl-ism he brings to everyone who loves the game, but do not hate him.
1. Look at those clouds... Plotting their next move...

2.

Fangirl: CLOUD STRIFE SO SEXY LOLZ OMFG LET ME GLOMP HIM CUZ HES SO SEXY!!11

Fanboy: No, he's not sexy, he's cool! Cool and... sexy... I want his penis.

Fanboy 2: Yeah he is sexy. Let's go make love to him. SODOMY! YAY!!!
by Tookar July 20, 2005
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From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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A word what's definition is only known by an elite few, but will now be known by many.

POWER OWNT.

God, "porn ownt"? "Bastardization of ownt"? What the fuck?

It's POWER OWNT.
*kills 10 trillion marines with one zergling*

Pwnt.
by Tookar August 18, 2005
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N'SYNC's and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' favorite word to say.
Donatello: Cool!
Leonardo: Tubular!
Raphael: Awesome!
Michaelangelo: Reaganomics!
by Tookar April 18, 2005
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Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.
Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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