Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.
Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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For great justice

Something that is impossible without taking off EVERY last zig. In order to take off a zig you must know what you doing. This is the reason WHY you must take off the zig.

Basically, it's like playing a horrible video game. "Damn, that storyline is great... but the game is boring... must play..."
McDoodleBob: So, why should I take of every zig? Just because I KNOW what I do?

Captain: No, take off every zig... for great justice...
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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survive

What you have no chance of doing if your base belong to CATS, an intergallactic Nazi with a heart of gold.

If you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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Cloud

1. A puff of not-water in the sky. What a beauty.

2. Cloud Strife. A character from a boring video game called "Final Fantasy 7". Though as boring as it is (it's turn-based), many love it. I personally love the storyline, hate the fanboy/girl-ism he brings to everyone who loves the game, but do not hate him.
1. Look at those clouds... Plotting their next move...

2.

Fangirl: CLOUD STRIFE SO SEXY LOLZ OMFG LET ME GLOMP HIM CUZ HES SO SEXY!!11

Fanboy: No, he's not sexy, he's cool! Cool and... sexy... I want his penis.

Fanboy 2: Yeah he is sexy. Let's go make love to him. SODOMY! YAY!!!
by Tookar August 10, 2005
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Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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pwnt

A word what's definition is only known by an elite few, but will now be known by many.

POWER OWNT.

God, "porn ownt"? "Bastardization of ownt"? What the fuck?

It's POWER OWNT.
*kills 10 trillion marines with one zergling*

Pwnt.
by Tookar September 14, 2005
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desperate housewives

A phenomenon of a show.
It revolves around a group of female housewives.
Susan, being one of them, is a divorced single mother who is in love with her plumber. Susan later finds out the plumber is a murderer, but accepts that he did it in self-defense.
Lynette, being the most boring character in the show, is a housewive with 3 or 4 kids that she can't control.
Bree is another housewive. She and her husband are fighting lots and stuff, but they get over it, but then her husband dies. Boohoo.
Gabriel Solis, who is without a doubt one of the most sexiest womanses I've ever seen, is an adulterinator. She cheats on her husband with her gardener, and may have gotten pregnant from him.
Edie Britt is probably the ugliest of the group, next to Bree, but is all pop-uh-ler because she's got large fake breasts. Oh, and she's the whore of the town.
These are only some of the characters from this awesome show, which gets better with each coming episode.

Hell, I'm 12 and I love it.
Dem desprate houswives shur be hawt.
by Tookar May 29, 2005
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