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goatage

Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.
A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!
by Tookar September 25, 2005
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For great justice

Something that is impossible without taking off EVERY last zig. In order to take off a zig you must know what you doing. This is the reason WHY you must take off the zig.

Basically, it's like playing a horrible video game. "Damn, that storyline is great... but the game is boring... must play..."
McDoodleBob: So, why should I take of every zig? Just because I KNOW what I do?

Captain: No, take off every zig... for great justice...
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.
Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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survive

What you have no chance of doing if your base belong to CATS, an intergallactic Nazi with a heart of gold.

If you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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LOADR

An idiotic insult by an idiot, who is an immature moron, and feels insecure that intellectuals pwjn him.
In a game of StarCraftBlizzard)

Mr_Ownage: OMG ZERGLINE RUSH U SUK!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Yeesh... newbies...
Mr_Ownage: I ARE NOT A NOOB U R TEH NOOB U LOADR UR GAY U WONT BE GEY WEN HELL FREAZES OVA!!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Good job making sense there!
by Tookar April 14, 2005
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Fictual

A word used when a moron does not know the word "ficticious."
Yogi: Hell no, it is not true!
Moron: OMG U R SO STUPID IT IS TRUE IT IS FICTUAL!!!!1
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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desperate housewives

A phenomenon of a show.
It revolves around a group of female housewives.
Susan, being one of them, is a divorced single mother who is in love with her plumber. Susan later finds out the plumber is a murderer, but accepts that he did it in self-defense.
Lynette, being the most boring character in the show, is a housewive with 3 or 4 kids that she can't control.
Bree is another housewive. She and her husband are fighting lots and stuff, but they get over it, but then her husband dies. Boohoo.
Gabriel Solis, who is without a doubt one of the most sexiest womanses I've ever seen, is an adulterinator. She cheats on her husband with her gardener, and may have gotten pregnant from him.
Edie Britt is probably the ugliest of the group, next to Bree, but is all pop-uh-ler because she's got large fake breasts. Oh, and she's the whore of the town.
These are only some of the characters from this awesome show, which gets better with each coming episode.

Hell, I'm 12 and I love it.
Dem desprate houswives shur be hawt.
by Tookar May 29, 2005
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