size 9'd

Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.

Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."

by The Evil Steve August 30, 2005

size queen

Women who like their sexual partner(s) to have a large penis

Person A: "I tried getting with Jenny last night but she said I'm too small."
Person B: "No duh dude. Didn't you know she's a size queen?"

by Notasizequeenlol July 31, 2011

sizemalize

the way of organizing items by size

The items in the cabinet were sizemalized.

by Amy December 31, 2003

Soises

When two people are ment for each other , they will fight , break up but at the end of the day they are ment to be . Since birth they are linked to each other . They are a soises .

" look at that soises over there "

" why can't I just find my soises "

by Grace dawin June 14, 2014

Sozeo

The sexiest mf, love you Jack 🖕😚

“Sozeo is one sexy mf”
“Sozeo is my fav mutual”

by Sexy girl april May 6, 2021

Tallulah Soie

The great goddess of French deitism, said to possess the universe's most concentrated sense of true beauty.

Has the power of brightening someones day by simply smiling or laughing.

Said to be the smartest and most clever of all females, earthly and godly.

I was having a terrible day yesterday, and then Tallulah Soie smiled at me, and I got so happy!

by Charlie Velours April 24, 2008

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010